Eric the Cronoman Marro's BBQ Bash

Announcing a Kick Yo' MoePhoe Ass Barbeque and Brew Festival!

Saturday, July 25,1998
35 Balcolm Street, Nashua (shithole) NH
1 PM-4AM

The Cronoman when he rode for a real team...

Directions - Take Route 3 to Exit 5, and follow Lake Street to Balcolm one mile on the left.
We must assume you will be traveling by car, because there is no such thing as public transportation in New Hampshire, the #2 state in the nation in per capita gasoline consumption. If you plan on riding your bike, consider riding BOB style in a huge pack, which will allow you to force oncoming motorists into making the choice between killing you or pulling off into a ditch, since there are no shoulders on New Hampshire roads. That would be a frivolous expenditure, and might allow children make it safely to federally-mandated public schools, which are already draining the lifeblood from the Live Free or Die taxpayers.
If you become lost, simply pull into any of Nashua's plentiful laundromats, soup kitchens, battered women's shelters, or trailer home sales offices and call 603-595-xxxx for help. Don't forget to stock up on state subsidized cigarettes and alcohol while you are here!

Bring the stout, beef will be provided.

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